Here is Evil Bird (aka Phoenix) preparing to write dirty words on my Facebook wall. I am the nemesis on her premises. She bites me, shits on my head, chews holes in my books and shrieks like a Banshee when I am attempting to think. I would send her back to the Decaire household except that the malevolent feather bag adores Ellie. Also, while Susan would welcome her buddy back, Richard and Benjamin might not.
( If he truth be told, I actually enjoy the little shit disturber's antics. Bites heal and poop washes off.)
You are a very patient, accepting man. I'd FedEx the bird.
ReplyDeleteWe should have a bird 'play' date :) You can meet Mo and Yoshi!
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